The boat left and I wasn't on the boat. Doesn't matter how big the warnings are. Well multiple that by million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. I wore them once, they sucked, I didn't get laid, I'm not wearing them again! I'm wearing a huge happy hat, Jesus Christ!
I'm never coming out, you hear? That's what I'm gonna do. I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. Everybody comes from a dysfunctional family all of the sudden, huh? I grew up in the seventies. Maybe that gold lame gold lame gold lame suit.
That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! I'm gonna be surrounded by ninety feet of bell bottoms! But I believe that nine months before he was born someone sure as s— banged the hell out of his mom. That's the problem, folks.